Streamlining Life Signs

Having trouble getting ready for work?
Getting the kids ready for school?
Then, worry no more!
We at Streamlining Life Signs, Ink.,
are ready to get a sign ready
to streamline your life.
Once you have these handy dandy signs
posted around your house,
you'll never have to be late again.
Get Ready Area.
Breakfast Area.
Lost Toys Area.
Breakdown Area.
Who would have thought that
something as simple as a sign
could simplify your life?!?
Call now.  Sign Makers ready
to ink you back to sanity.
1-800-GIVE-ME-A-SIGN