When Santa Moonlights as a Signmaker

When Santa Moonlights as a Signmaker

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

More Signs of Global Warming: Eskimo Migration

I scream!  You scream!
We all scream for ice cream!
Manny Flavors here reminding you
that ice cream season has begun.
Sled on in to Eskimo King
for 100 names for snow, uh,
no, I mean 100 flavors of ice cream.
Bring your sled dog too!
We have a flavor called Mush just for him
and Baked Alaska for her!
Hurry!  Supplies melting as we speak.