Eat Your Eyes

Hey, Mon. 
You having trouble finding your shades?
Lost in your purse.
Dropped in your car.
Well, worry no more!
Welcome to Mango Sunglasses.
Shades made of fruit.
Wear once and eat.
No more losing on the street.
Drop them in your mouth.
Oh, they so sweet!
1-800-EAT-MY-EYES