When Santa Moonlights as a Signmaker

When Santa Moonlights as a Signmaker

Friday, April 23, 2010

Gull Guards

The Town of Warwick
is implementing
a new cost-saving measure
for summer 2010.
Beginning Memorial Weekend,
the newly trained Gull Guards
will be on all town beaches.
They can't rescue you from drowning,
but they can rescue you from those excess
French fries you buy at Iggy's.
Applications for Gull Guards available at
1-800-ITS-MY-BEACH-AND-DON'T-YOU-FORGET-IT.